Luke says:

Did you board your hair, Mommy? Did you bride your hair? Hm. Did you bard it? Is that right? What did I say? (he was trying to say *braid*)

Don't give me a spanking, I'm already mad at you.

I went poop on the toilet, but I didn't flush it away and that's ridiculous.

I don't usually like napping and sleeping, but sometimes I do and when I have the hiccups I don't, but when I have the hiccups I don't like talking, but I like riding my bike so I'm going to ride my bike but not sleep, okay?

It's a W-A-L-K, block.

me: what kind of car is that?
luke: a dump truck.
me: and that?
luke: lightning a'queen.
me: and that one?
luke: a rental car.

If you're happy then you know to clap your hands!

(while playing air guitar) I played my guitar too much and it went out of tune.