Seamus Says: Luke Says

.......................Seamus Says....................

Seamus:  Do you be-member, Dad?
Derek: Remember what?
Seamus: Watching ga-CUB-buh-bos.
Derek:  Excuse me?
Luke: He says, "do you remember watching The Incredibles?", Dad.

I have a baby growing up with mine belly button.

You yuv you, Mommy.

You forgive you, Yuke.

You have stars in your ears, Mommy! (round diamond earrings)

Mine sandwich is a moon (holding up a crescent of crust).

(pulling weeds, Seamus finds a johnny-jump-up)  This one's my FAYbrit color!

Seamus: Are you comf'table, Mommy?
me: Yes.
Seamus:  Are you comf'table, now?
me: I am as comfortable as I can be.
Seamus: So...Luke's Batman, huh?

me:  You're so cute Seamus.
Seamus: Aww, you're so cute, too.

..........................Luke says...........................

(overheard in Sunday School)  That's just my Mom in the bathroom.  She's puking because she's pregnant, so it's okay.

This frisbee is like a shield without a handle and I've been looking for a shield my whole life!

When I get to the fairy tree in California I am going to ask for a Hercules costume, and a sword, so I can be as strong as Hercules.

(after a suggestion from me about what to do for Derek for Father's Day) No, Mom, no.  Listen.  I have the best idea.  I think Daddy wants a slingshot for Father's Day.