Thursday, September 8, 2011

What it takes

Making salsa:

Picked tomatoes
Brought up jars from the basement
Started a load of laundry
Filled up Luke's swimming pool
(Luke watered the "quilted flowers")
Washed tomatoes
Doused tomatoes in boiling water
Peeled tomatoes
Fed Seamus
Crushed tomatoes
Chopped Peppers
Chopped Onions
Chopped Garlic
Chopped Jalapenos
(Luke says Halloween-yos)
Thanked God for my food processor
Photographed the mess
Added spices
Added salt and sugar
Fed Seamus
Boiled lids
Made chocolate chip cookies from frozen dough
Heated jars
Began cooking salsa
Realized it was lunch time
Warmed up leftover pizza
Lay on the couch for five minutes
Ate leftover pizza
Cleaned up lunch dishes
Read Luke a story
Ate one cookie
Put Luke down for a nap
Ate five chocolate chip cookies
Cut a vinegar container into a funnel
Poured all my morning's work into
5 1/2 jars
Stared at jars disappointedly
Only 5?

Piled dirty dishes in a tidy looking stack in the sink
Stared at jars chagrined. 
Huge shrug.

2 comments:

  1. Oh bother, as Pooh would say. You make me laugh with your word antics.

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  2. I can see from this that Seamus is just a little pig...! :) Love, Aunt Laurie

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