Luke says:

Look at all the angels in my yard.  We have the most angelic yard on the block.

I want a shirt with up sleeves, and pants with up legs.

(feeding Seamus rice krispies)
Laura: Do you think he likes them?
Luke: Yeah, but his eyes are a little shocky.

I am just thinking I want to blue-skadoo into my Tangled movie and save Tangled (he calls Rapunzel, Tangled).

I am just thinking I want to be in that story, and how do I get into that story?

When the hockey players are hungry they know just where to go because there's a sign right there - McDonald's!

God told me that I have to drink cold coffee once a day because I don't want to grow up.
Derek: When did God tell you that?
Luke: When he made me.

That girl had bras so she could feed babies, but I have nipples; only I don't have any milk for babies.  So we just have to do teamwork and the Mommy will give the warm milk and I will warm up the food for the baby.