Pot Heads

 Seamus says:

(holding out a pepperoni) Do you want my cucumbers?

(pointing to his chin) Mommy, will you wipe my feelings off?

Mom!  A beard is stuck in your marble!

(pointing to a freckle) You have a whistle.

I'm a good jobber eating my ice cream.

I am a-scused! (Can I please be excused?)

Fank-oo.  You're welcome.

(Luke is sobbing on the floor with his face in his hands because I said he couldn't have another cookie) What's yong?  Are you okay?  Is it your face?

(singing to himself) The itsy bitsy Spider Man went up the water spout.

July 8, 2013  Seamus pees on the toilet for the first time!

Luke says:

You know what, Dad?  A minute is an hour for an ant because they're so small.

Star Wars know the dark side of the forest.

(crying loudly in Wal-Mart) But Mom!!  My brother and I don't have any balls!

Mom, you know what I just did?  I backfired in that cup just now (back washed).

Wouldn't it be great if our whole upstairs was a tent and we were camping in it?  We could even sleep on the floor.

Peanut butter makes my breath stick together.  Like when I'm sick.

July 12, 2013  Luke washes dishes after dinner for the first time!