Knock Three Times on the Ceiling

I asked my belly to thump once if it is a girl, twice if it is a boy.  I got one big thump.

We will have to wait and see if the baby and I are good communicators.

Three sentences that (I swear) came out of my 2 year old's mouth:

"I managed to kick it right over his head!"

"It would be lovely if you would share your muffin with me."

"Wow, train.  That's a terrific new paint job."